Hard to believe Spring is here already!! True, winter lasts FOREVER in the Mid-west, but it may not be gone for good, but as far as my rules go, it’s out with the old season and in with the new. Milord has decided that we will have totally new rules this season. Five new seasonal rules AND new House Rules. Naturally, I’ve agreed to everything and had equal input, but I’m worried. I’ve gotten so used to the old rules that it will be hard to remember the new ones – which is exactly why Milord wanted new ones! As readers, you should look forward to some Punishment blogs coming soon! Here’s a list of our former House Rules as a refresher. I’ll post the Spring 2019 Rules in a separate blog.

New House Rules

1.  Wear ONLY matching lingerie and only on weekdays. No underclothing of any kind on weekends. Milord may also decree a weekday to be sans lingerie at his discretion.
2. When at home, No clothing of any kind will be allowed after 9:00 p.m. until 9:00 a.m. unless specific permission is given. I am not allowed to ask for an exception to this rule. If we have guests, upon His word, I may retire to our room at 9:00 p.m., but only if I request to do so.
3. I will not drink any alcohol during the week.
4. Each day I will insert a Yoni egg for at least one hour.
5. I will shave my legs, pits, and cat every day. I will also leave a thin “landing strip” only on my cat.

Failure to follow any of these rules will be met with strict and immediate discipline upon Milord’s pleasure.