The FIFTH House Rule and my Punishment

2022 House rules I made a mistake. We always have FIVE house rules, but I posted only FOUR. When I remembered this, I immediately informed Milord. Who insisted I post the fifth rule. Then, naturally, I would receive a punishment for forgetting it in the original post. New Rule: Either my Cat or Anus will … Continue reading The FIFTH House Rule and my Punishment

Drunkenness will NOT be tolerated

(Please note: This FICTIONAL story is for entertainment only. There is no actual medical advices!!) So remember those 2021 House Rules that I JUST agreed to? Welp. Of course the first one I broke was the one that was guaranteed to render the most severe punishment. An old friend from college, Sean, showed up with … Continue reading Drunkenness will NOT be tolerated